the she loves ny advanced guide to dating and the like


well, sir, it all comes down to this little bit right here. the holy grail, my good man, the advanced guide to dating and the like. matty, guide; guide, matty.

by way of warning, matty, you should know that they're saying you're not ready; that you still don't always understand the whole one pager (i know, matty, who does?); that, though you've read it many times, you haven't committed the guide to etiquette to memory just yet (there's no excuse for that, by the way, as that's why she sent you here in the first place).

but who doesn't like to roll the dice here and there, my good man? pick a name, give it a read. let's see what you've got...